Tommy John Underwear:An Apology for our Inventory Shortage

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Onehourphoto, Jul 18, 2014.

  1. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    I don't think my baseball glove is as large as the pouch in that underwear. What the hell would you smuggle in a pouch which can hold three pounds of grapes and a pound of bananas?

    Sure, that's comfortable underwear for when I'm leaving the porn set after a tiring scene. It's also handy if I need to pack up three changes of clothing to carry through airport security.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Howard is irrelevant
     
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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Oh no.......prepare for faggotry.
     
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    Yes, Ian Schaefer, you douche bag, you can take off those underwears, fuck someone else's wife, then go take a shit on the squatty potty....
     
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    Code name Stern68
     
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    see AGT for documented irrelevancy
     
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    "Robin this is not a commercial I just love the way my cock and balls feel!"
     
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    jpeg me when stern gets a national TV spot for Doritos
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Greedy serial liar.
    Stern was clandestinely hyping these $40 a pair underwear.....:facepalm:
    The greedy fucker prank'd and urinated of his fans.
     
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    Comedy gold, Jerry.....
     
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    Forgive my technical ineptitude, but I don't understand what's going on here.
     
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    What's their advertising slogan. "Tommy John underwear, you put your cock in there"
     
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    It's funny how Howard used to goof on and play clips of celebrities on late night TV shows doing stealth advertising during their interviews...
     
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    Howard was already doing stealth advertising when he was ratting out others!
    He is an all in greedy liar
     
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    I didn't see that ending coming, ha.
     
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    I bet they dont have a pouch big enough for that Thermos Beef is packing.:nono:
     
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    Classic Howard deflection.