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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    For tomorrow I shall be attempting to perform

    The legendary



    REVERSE FUCKING SEAR!!!!!!!!!!


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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    The Reverse Seared Steak
    Makes 2
    2 Ribeye or New York strip steaks (1 to 1 ½ inches thick)
    Kosher salt and course black pepper

    1. Preheat your oven to 250°F.
    2. Place your steaks on a rimmed baking sheet fitted with a rack. Season generously with salt and pepper.
    3. Roast in the oven for 45 minutes to 1 hour, until an instant-read thermometer reads 125°F for medium rare. (Check them around the 40-minute mark first, as oven temperatures and steak thickness will vary.) Let rest 5 minutes.
    4. In an EXTREMELY hot cast iron skillet or grill, cook steaks one minute per side, until a dark brown crust forms.
    5. Let rest another 10 minutes, slice, and serve.




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    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Bigger than the weekend you found Costco? :fil: :nojj:
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Stick with the Triple Lindy.

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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    I fucking believe in you, Drezza!!!
     
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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    If you're ever feeling particularly ambitious and in the mood for primo bird, I have a method for you. @Chriza
     
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    I reverse sear on the reg welcome to the club.
     
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    Whoa whoa whoa stop the clock! Can you at least perfect the regular sear first?
     
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    For the love of Pete, just throw some charcoal in the grill and cook them 4 minutes on each side over an open flame and stop being a faggot. :no:
     
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    Cowboy caviar
     
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    Ever try sous vide?
     
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    Its a good technique for thick cut steaks. For regular/thin steaks just season them and slap em on a hot grill or cast iron for a few minutes a side.
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm very curious to hear it even though I fear the punchline is going to be you flipping me off :fil:
     
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