Tomorrow's HSS: #gayestshowever?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Interview with Clay Aiken - 60-90 minutes
    Dissecting the Bruce Jenner interview - at least an hour

    Will there be anything remotely appealing to heterosexuals in the remaining 45 minutes?
     
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    i hope artie knows how much the show sucks since he left.
    he needs something to laugh about.
     
  3. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard is ready to hit it out of the park again and will fill the remaining time with another Benjy and Elisa update, talk about Beef's new batch of kittens, a scripted call to bring up Playboy naming him as one of the best interviewers ever and maybe another Ted Kennedy impression.
     
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    Maybe the Liza Minneli impersonator can do a duet with a Barry Manilow impersonator?
     
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    benji??
     
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    Pretty sure he knew it sucked well before he left. Don't ya think?
     
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    it sucks x 100 now compared to then. i was still very happy with artie on the show.

    it took me a long time to finally say that's it. i'm done. fuck you. robin too.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    regardless of how it goes, the scripted callers will rave, "I thought he was a <fill in the blank> but I respect him so much after the interview, just like with lady gaga. You're a genius,"
     
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    You know Howie is going to dissect that Jenner interview completely. He will call him a "hero" and talk about how much courage it took for him to do that interview. And Clay Aiken? Howie has all the questions ready to go for Clay

    1. "were you molested as a child"
    2. "did your dad abuse you"
    3. "how old were you when you felt those homosexual tendencies"
    4. "do you do anal"
    5. "how big is your cock"
    6. "tell me about your first date with a guy"

    Howie has them all ready....his 28 million listeners are all set to hear that gay show tomorrow.
     
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    i ain't touching tomorrows show for fear my phone would smell like cock for weeks
     
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    I'm exhausted Robin
    I love my wife.
    Just like sticking it in. That's what I like. Nothing weird
    We'll be back after these messages
    Clay Achin! -- Gay love is great, beer can thick. Do you lick the butt?
    What's this Fred? Squatty Potty!
    I hate you Benjy
    What this Fred? Panasonic? I love Panasonic!
    Anything else Robin?
    We'll be back after these messages
    Anything else Robin?
     
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    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    How gay could tomorrows show actually go? Whats the gayest thing that could happen?
     
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    Does Clay Aiken still hold political autoerotic asphyxiation phantasies?

    Will Bruce Jenner opt for an axe wound or retain his roots to this earthly world?

    I ask these questions because I give a shit.
     
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    "I'm watching that C-SPAN, Robin, and there's my producer at the dinner in Washington... What is he doing down there? I don't have one extra minute and there's Baba Booey in Washington D.C. Just work on my show!!!
     
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    Anything else Robin?

    Hey Haaar...I was on the podcast with Elisa last night and I have so many feelings.

    Anything else Robin?
     
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    I'll bet sometime after the show we'll see Howard Stern trending on google top 10 and when you click on it, it'll just be some dumb question Clay answered during the interview. Buchwald has his peeps working overtime to get Howard's name trending.
     
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  17. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Or a cock judging contest for George Tekei and Clay. It's not gay it's funny...Ha ha...right Robin?