Tongue-Fucking Shit Pipes

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lumbergh, Mar 28, 2016.

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Do you tongue-fuck shit pipes?

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  2. No

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  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I was perusing a thread and I came across the phrase "I'd tongue fuck her shit pipe" used by @Dream Theater in regards to some hot broad. This led me to wonder if people really do tongue-fuck shit pipes.

    So, do you? And if so, how much do you enjoy it?
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Never done it.
     
  4. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Don't be shy, folks. We're anonymous here.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    That's called lumberghing.
     
  6. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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  7. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    @Babs, you're into vegetables shaped like rumps, so I know you're not a stranger to this topic.
     
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    not sure i'd call it fucking but i have dabbled back there from time to time.
     
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  9. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Do tell...
     
  10. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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  11. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    well, one day when your older you may have the chance to have sex with a woman, and when that time comes....
     
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    Fuck no.
     
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  13. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    What about @dark's shit pipe?
     
  15. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    @DarkFriday Just how dark do those Fridays get when your tongue is inside of a shit pipe?
     
  16. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Stop tagging me, I'm not gonna fuck you.
     
  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    :eek:
     
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    What about my shit pipe?
     
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  19. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    @Billy Brown They don't call you that for nothing. Fess up!
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'm sorry, I've been telling him you would. My bad.