tonight i did one of the most white trash things you can do

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    non sexual white trash thing. any guesses what that would be? it involves me and a place an a thing that happened in that place.
     
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    rode a mechanical bull?
     
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    even more white trash than that.
     
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    Walked in a Wal-Mart with a half-Reggie kid?
     
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    :lol:



    :facepalm:
     
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    Fucked an old Mexican lady?

    Got arrested for pissing in public?
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

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    getting warmer.
     
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    #1: it ain't white trash to fuck a old mexican lady. it's awesome an cool.

    #2: no to both.
     
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    I can't imagine what that is warmer to.

    Does it have something to do with a halfrican or fat white girl?
     
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    this thread is quite the tensies
     
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    i think i broke a rib at walmart. just got home from the er with a shot a morphine in me an a big script of norcos.
     
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    went to nascar and drank budweiser
     
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    :eek: will you share? and can I come over :pray:
     
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    er doc said because it's in the lower front where the rib turns to cartilige, a x-ray won't show a break. instead, i have to wait. if it's a muscle pull it'll get better in 3 to 4 days. if it's a broken rib, it'll get worse in a week. that's how i have to determine what it is.

    hurts like fucking hell even with pain meds. i can't breathe or cough or roll onto my stomach in bed or lay on my back without it hurting like a fucker.
     
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    Awesome what rib number. I will tell my GP doc I had one this weekend and score some meds :cheer:
     
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    no sharing the wealth this time. i need this shit bad. fucking kills.

    do i send my er bill to walmart? i'm like that fucker "lucky" in king of the hill who sued megalo mart because he slipped in pee in the bathroom an won a $40,000 settlement ("that son of a bitch won't ever have to work another day in his life!").

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    i think he said somewhere around 9 or 10.
     
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    i got my norcos from a fucking vending machine on the way out a the e.r., btw. it was between a coke machine, snack machine, an a atm. pill vending machines. :jj:
     
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    $9 for 30 norcos. all drugs should be that cheap.
     
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    That does suck bro, what will be the time table for recovery if it is broken