Entertainment Tonight's X-Files? Crazy, campy

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  1. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone watch? Trans species, trans genders, Kafka-esque, funny, way out there satirical vs. the first two episodes.

    Was it a middle finger to fans?
     
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    Ugh. I have them taped but this sums it up for me.....
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    All I want to know, is how did Gillian Anderson's tits hold up? I wanted to smash her pussy so bad when the show was originally on the air.
     
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    They looked spectacular tonite.
     
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    Not impressed with any of the episodes this season, and as far as tonight goes, please stick to scifi, not comedy.

    Tonight's episode sucked, not funny, and the special effects were horrible, lizard man looked pathetic, like a 1950's B movie.

    Ugh...they should not have resurrected the X files, at least not like this.
     
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    Cannot vatch anymore after ze tellible first episode...
     
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    I dont believe it. :fil:
     
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    I can't figure out if tonight was an homage to not just Kolchak, but a whole Night Stalker campy episode in general. I enjoyed it but it was way different than the other two this year. Scully's tits were still on point though.
     
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    Tonight's episode was awful. Not funny, not even mildly interesting. Scully as a sexy siren was not in character and just seemed ridiculous. This show should have stayed in retirement.
     
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    You realize that was the lizard guys fantasy and not what really happened?
     
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    Whatever..it was stupid and sort of a rip off of Grimm. Too bad there wasn't a hockey game on tonight...I would have gladly watched that instead of this.
     
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    I did not think this was good tonight.
    If the show was only coming back for 6 eps, they really should have had a real season arc. Having 6 different weird one-offs is dumb.
    And tonight's was cheesy as hel
     
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    I always liked the goofy episodes and this one had some laughs if ya followed and understood the dialogue. :shrug:
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    It was dumb. I was thinking these 6 were going to have 1 cool main storyline.
     
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    It was actually a love note to the fans with all the easter eggs & in-jokes:

    Kolchak suit
    Kim Manners gravestone
    Mulder in red speedos
    the 2 stoners at the beginning were the same stoners from War of the Coprophages
    Queequeg mention
    etc...

    If you people can't appreciate the GIFT these 6 episodes are, then please STOP watching :pissed: :fil:
     
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    Fuck the X Files
     
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    I just discovered that the X-Files made a comeback last night while randomly seeing what was on t.v. I dvr'd it and planned on seeing if the previous episodes were on ondemand. But after reading this thread, I will delete it from my dvr when I get home tonight.
     
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