News Tony Blair presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush evacuated to basement in Little Rock

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    Tony Blair was hurried out of an educational ceremony in the United States along with two former presidents when a wild storm hit, smashing windows and prompting a tornado warning.

    Officials in Little Rock, Arkansas, confirmed on Friday that Mr Blair as well as former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush had to be rushed out of the gymnasium of a Little Rock high school on Thursday night when the frightening weather system struck.

    “Your weather is interesting,“ the former Prime Minister offered during a visit to the Clinton presidential library in Little Rock on Friday, eliciting widespread mirth. He said he had been asked on Thursday night whether he had ever seen a tornado in England.
     
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    Bush was given crayons and a coloring book to calm his nerves
     
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    Sounds like the setup to a joke.
     
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    Jesus, I hope that they are comforting GWB with big hugs to keep him calm.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I wonder if they're really being shipped out to the closest Iron Mountain due to the fact that nobody knows who the fuck is controlling our nukes in Turkey right now?
     
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    Clinton felt bad for him so he stuck a cigar in his ass.
     
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    And a 1/2 pint of shine
     
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    Lol
     
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    All tuff guys hanging out in a basement
     
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    Building should have fell down
     
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    Desert Storm?
     
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    My first instinct was that before I sighed because - bad weather.
     
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    All that insurance $$$ Hillary could collect
     
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    Did he massage Blair's wife?
     
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    I wonder what the two of them did down there
     
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    He was dancing around the basement like a drunken Walter Matthau in EARTHQUAKE
     
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