Too soon: Boston bomb jokes

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    We all know that the Boston bombs are a national tragedy, but humor can be found in any situation, and it's a great medicine to keep our minds away from the gruesome reality.

    So put your jokes here.

    An unadvertised rule for the 2013 Boston marathon: a 4-hour time limit, strictly enforced.
     
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    Uta pippig makes her 2013 marathon appearance after a full night and morning of carbo-loading at Juan's discount burrito stand. Unfortunately, this has a terrible impact to her time.
     
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    Boston Redsoxs.......Baseball team or result of blood flow?
     
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    Film-Marathon man-"Is it safe'...............Not if your in Boston.
     
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    HEADLINES.........

    boston Marathon bombed this year.

    More people finished marathon in wheelchair than began

    Boston marathon now stepping stone to special olympics
     
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    Any marathon runner knows the last .1 mile can be a killer.
     
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    Fuck! It's too soon.
     
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    :usflag:
     
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    This
     
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    Caster Fly,Your criticism has a valid point.And your offense is valid.

    But,as a very weak argument,the thread title does state the tone.The jokes are in bad taste but aren't specific to actual real world victims.
    Unlike in other 'initial' threads were an unfortunate victims pic was posted and others quoted said pic with comments about his running days over and 'Kicking' the perpetrator of this crime.
    I'm not justifying,just elaborating.
     
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    Damn I'm craving BBQ ribs. Extra sauce.
     
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    [video=youtube;H5U5LiHnutw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H5U5LiHnutw[/video]
     
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    This wasn't the same episode, was it? Looks spliced together.
     
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    i don't think it's splice together .. and i didn't post it for a joke . so to the jerk off who neg rep. me . go fuck yourself
     
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    At least if you're going to post "too soon" jokes, make them funny..
     
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    I'm literally staying at that Copley place Marriott in a few weeks. At almost $400 a night I regret telling the wife it's an arm and leg...