Too Weird for EBay?

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I was cleaning out my dresser and I found a few boxes of condoms, never opened.

    They don't expire until 2015. I'm all set on condoms for the time being.

    I had money left over on my FSA last year so I invested in "protection" because if you don't use it, you lose it. :wink:

    Do you think if I put them on Ebay someone will buy them?
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wow. You're a total slut.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Jesus.

    Go dump'em in the high school parking lot for crying out loud.
     
  4. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Here's what I've got.

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  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I just turn mine inside out and use em again :dontknow:
     
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    Got any Trojan Magnums? Cuz I use those.
     
  7. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I know. I was surprised at some of the goodies I unearthed in there. :giggle:

    Doesn't everyone have a drawer where they keep all their "sexy time" stuff? :dontknow:
     
  8. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'd probably get arrested if I did that, even if only for littering. I don't want that on my permanent record. :c
     
  9. PullMyFinger

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    If you throw in one of your Woman of the Saloon pics, you could probably get some sick perv to go as much as $50 for the lot.



    OK, $75, but that's my limit. :c
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    Send some to me.
    Do they come with any females?
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    Give them to your daughter. :dontknow:

    Stocking stuffers for Christmas.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    Jesus.

    36 pack!! :c
     
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    Hi R. :wub: :hug:

    I love to see you posting.
     
  14. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :puke:

    I think one box has a couple "extra large" in there if you're interested. :wink:
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    If I ever got completely desperate...well, I've considered it. :jj:
     
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    Dave's "drawer" is his rectum.


    Craigslist for the win, but don't meet anyone at your house; much like a drug deal, arrange a meet at the 7Eleven.
     
  17. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    You're so adorable I'm surprised you're not beating them off with a stick.

    That being said, what's your address again? :giggle:
     
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    Why don't you pick them up for that wonderful daughter of yours. :c
     
  19. keywordpk

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    :idea:
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I have more than that - but the box was already opened. Doubt anyone would want to buy them, they might think I poked holes in them or something.