I was cleaning out my dresser and I found a few boxes of condoms, never opened. They don't expire until 2015. I'm all set on condoms for the time being. I had money left over on my FSA last year so I invested in "protection" because if you don't use it, you lose it. Do you think if I put them on Ebay someone will buy them?
I know. I was surprised at some of the goodies I unearthed in there. Doesn't everyone have a drawer where they keep all their "sexy time" stuff?
I'd probably get arrested if I did that, even if only for littering. I don't want that on my permanent record.
If you throw in one of your Woman of the Saloon pics, you could probably get some sick perv to go as much as $50 for the lot. OK, $75, but that's my limit.
Dave's "drawer" is his rectum. Craigslist for the win, but don't meet anyone at your house; much like a drug deal, arrange a meet at the 7Eleven.
You're so adorable I'm surprised you're not beating them off with a stick. That being said, what's your address again?
I have more than that - but the box was already opened. Doubt anyone would want to buy them, they might think I poked holes in them or something.