Too Weird for EBay?

I was cleaning out my dresser and I found a few boxes of condoms, never opened.

They don't expire until 2015. I'm all set on condoms for the time being.

I had money left over on my FSA last year so I invested in "protection" because if you don't use it, you lose it.

Do you think if I put them on Ebay someone will buy them?

 

Wow. You're a total slut.

 

Jesus.

Go dump'em in the high school parking lot for crying out loud.

 

Here's what I've got.

 

I just turn mine inside out and use em again

 

Got any Trojan Magnums? Cuz I use those.

 

I know. I was surprised at some of the goodies I unearthed in there.

Doesn't everyone have a drawer where they keep all their "sexy time" stuff?

 

I'd probably get arrested if I did that, even if only for littering. I don't want that on my permanent record.

 

If you throw in one of your Woman of the Saloon pics, you could probably get some sick perv to go as much as $50 for the lot.



OK, $75, but that's my limit.

 

Send some to me.
Do they come with any females?

 

Give them to your daughter.

Stocking stuffers for Christmas.

 

Jesus.

36 pack!!

 

Hi R.

I love to see you posting.

 

I think one box has a couple "extra large" in there if you're interested.

 

If I ever got completely desperate...well, I've considered it.

 

Dave's "drawer" is his rectum.


Craigslist for the win, but don't meet anyone at your house; much like a drug deal, arrange a meet at the 7Eleven.

 

You're so adorable I'm surprised you're not beating them off with a stick.

That being said, what's your address again?

 

Why don't you pick them up for that wonderful daughter of yours.

 

I have more than that - but the box was already opened. Doubt anyone would want to buy them, they might think I poked holes in them or something.