Took 10mg diazepam 20min ago

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Went to the store to pick up a frozen pizza and some other things.
    Holy shit I feel fucking high right now, kinda like I've smoked weed (which I haven't done in almost a year).

    I don't know why I felt like doing it tonight, but I just really had the urge. Every other time I've taken it it's been for flying.

    Man it's hitting me hard.
     
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    Down it with hot sauce?
     
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    I don't buy it.
     
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    Get on Tinder and chat up some hot bitches... the valium will help your game.
     
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    I'm so proud of you right now!!!
     
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    Eventually Gary's going to be topping pizzas with inhaler cotton.
     
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    Nothing like Valium and Habanero salsa to wash down frozen fake cheese and mystery meat pizza

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    @Dream Theater
     
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    What kind of pizza did you buy, Gar?
     
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    I broke a bunch of my ribs in a snowmobile crash and the doc gave me a scrip for diazepam. holy shit, it rocked me good. I only took a few and kept the rest, keep them in my shaving kit for anyone that might get all hurt while out sledding.

    a few years later buddy smoked a tree and mangled his leg, he stayed in the hotel room and I gave him one to take if the pain was bad while we were gone. we get back and he had taken it and called for room service, he had a cheeseburger and fries smeared all over his bed...he passed out and rolled around in his food. he was still fucked up when we rolled in 8 hours later
     
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    Benzo's don't get you high Gary. :facepalm: You get tired and will eventually pass out if you take too much.
     
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    Just be careful gar!

    Diazepam
    Controlled substance
    Can cause paranoid or suicidal ideation and impair memory, judgment, and coordination. Combining with other substances, particularly frozen pizza and hot sauce, can slow breathing and possibly lead to death.
     
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    What kinda doctor gives anxiety meds to a person who broke his ribs?
     
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    Small boy. :nojj:
     
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    Loodles Taffner. Lol @Gumb (buh). :taffer:
     
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    a cool one. I had no idea what they were, even the pharmacist looked at me all weird and said "diazepam? that's some heavy stuff, are you sure?". the doc has climbed Everest and the seven highest peaks on the planet, so I figured he knew what he was doing.

    I was in a bad way, the day after I broke my ribs we had to go back out and get my sled. it was fucked, and 35 miles away from the staging area over three mountain ranges. the next day I couldn't even move, had to get a friend to carry me out to the truck and take me up to the hospital. that shit made me forget about everything when I took it.
     
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    Only a matter of time now before Gary is shooting smack!
     
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    But it's not a pain med. I break my ribs, I want some Oxy or dilaudid. I take Xanax, also a benzo when I go into the dialysis chair to relax me so I don't thrash around and pull out my needles. I take a double dose 2 mg which is massive, to make me pass out. Never once did I get high.
     
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    To make sure diazepam is safe for you, tell your doctor if you have any of these conditions:

    • glaucoma;

    • asthma, emphysema, bronchitis, chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder (COPD), or other breathing problems;

    • kidney or liver disease;

    • epilepsy or other seizure disorder;

    • a history of mental illness, depression, or suicidal thoughts or behavior; or

    • a history of drug or alcohol addiction.
    :eek: Gary's gonna kill himself for sure now!
     
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