Took a double dose of laxatives this morning and haven't really eaten anythin all day

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Suddenly beginning to feel REALLY sick. Will keep you guys updated.
     
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    any thoughts on the drinking of the bleach?
     
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    feels like i really need to puke
     
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    Do you have an eating disorder, Gar?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Nah
     
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    God , I hope you have something fatal .
     
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    Gary, how much were you going to pay me for reps? Be honest.
     
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    Getting really bloated and feeling a bit light headed
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    I dont know what youre talking about and even if i did that train has passed.
     
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    Has the shit backed up all the way to your tits?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    the fuck is wrong with you?
     
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    there was a shitting problem on the show. are you tim sabean ?
     
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    my problem is i CANT shit. holy fuck i feel sick right now
     
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    I've heard of fudge packing before, but they must have jammed it up there real good.
     
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    In the last thread someone posted something about manual dis-impaction and I googled that. It sounded from wikipedia that laxatives won't help fecal impaction.

    Osmotic laxatives can cause cramping and even severe pain as the patient's attempts to evacuate the contents of the rectum are blocked by the fecal mass. Polyethylene glycol (PEG 3500) may be used to increase the water content of the stool without cramping; however since it may take 24 to 48 hours for it to take effect, it is not well suited to cases where the impaction needs to be removed immediately due to risk of complications or severe pain. Enemas (such as hyperosmotic saline) and suppositories (such as glycerine suppositories) work by increasing water content and stimulating peristalsis to aid in expulsion, and both work much more quickly than oral laxatives.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_impaction
     
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    i dont have that problem yet its only been a few days
     
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    It's because your head is up your ass .