took a sick day today

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I wet farted on the way to work :nocheer:
     
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  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    oh
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i can't think of a better reason
     
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  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Thank God it didn't get on my seat
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The things God has to worry about
     
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  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    She sees all
     
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  8. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Is your tummy gurgling? Case of the butt soup?
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Yes I was stuck on the bowl
     
  10. beatlejaws

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    did you overeat over the long weekend?
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Who's jacking,?
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Beer shits ya?
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I'm str8 edge
     
  14. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    a lot of people i know like seafood on New Year's Day
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Wha
     
  16. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    how about giving us a break too?
     
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  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I didn't post for like 4 days
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    then go slow today. ease us back into your greatness.
     
  19. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    gaaay
     
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  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Your mama