News Took the family downtown and there was a prom going on

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Lots of kids in tuxedos and expensive dresses.

    All I kept thinking was... This chicks are all getting banged tonight :yes:

    Some losing their virginity
     
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    .... some getting pregnant!
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    BTW, some of these girls were hot. I was trying hard not to stare
     
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    STD's for everyone!
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nah. They got a few years til that happens
     
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    not one person you seen had a condom or intends to use one


    cept the dorks who wont even get the chance
     
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    Lets bump this thread on Monday so shitty's supervisor can read it too!! :yes:
     
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    no way. my friend's daughter had chlamydia 2 years ago when she was 15
     
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    Hor
     
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    well that's besides the point.
    whole bunch of students at that high school had cooties
     
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    Icky
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh fuck :facepalm:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I started doing math
    Shits expensive. I better start saving now for Princess shitty
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Also, saw quite a few black dudes with white girls. I saw 1 black girl with a white guy
     
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    wtf are you drunk :jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Kinda. Fuck. I hate typing on my phone
     
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    Thats my excuse :fil:
     
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