Tooth implant bottle opener

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Apr 30, 2015.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    He has an opener in his mouth, now he needs a cooler in his rectum.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    ^^^FAGGIT (Howard, not you, Dump)
     
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    lol
     
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    I don't know what the clip is from, but I can't stop laughing at it! :haha:
     
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    Because a $1 bottle opener is too easy.
     
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    Those bottom "teeth". Good Lord. What is at the bottom of them... looks like 50 years of tartar and rotting gums. I look forward to when he loses them too.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    they're going to break more teeth banging the bottle caps on the neighbouring teeth
     
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    implants can fail through bruxism
    using your teeth to open a beer may count as a form of bruxism
     
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    Quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
    And I have seen a lot of things
     
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    I love how the bottom teeth look like a fence someone put in his bottom gum. It is completely straight across. It does not curve with the jaw at all.
     
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    5% of what is in and on the wigs head is real
     
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    Need a Dam built?
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    All the dentists around me charge $5000 per tooth. Anyone pay substantially more or less?
     
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    Damn. It looks like he has some chewed up baked beans stuck to his bottom teeth.
     
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    It's not hard to believe his personal life was a two at that point.
     
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    He's such a fuggo.
     
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    You so funny. :giggle:
     
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