Stern Show Top 10 Questions Bobo Should Be Asking Howard

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  1. Vidiot

    Vidiot Well-Known Member

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    1. Why are certain comedians banned, particularly Gilbert Gottfried?

    2. What was the specific moment in your first marriage where you knew it was over?

    3. If you had your life to live over again, what would you do differently?

    4. Why did you make the decision to eliminate the Howard 100 News department and not mention it on the air?

    5. Why did none of the other Sirius shows you announced 10 years ago ever happen?

    6. How do you respond to critics who say you have become too much of a kiss-ass to celebrities, and you no longer criticize them on the air?

    7. You have denied reports from Forbes, the NY Times, and Variety that estimate your annual income at $90 million. Is it fair to say your total income is at least half of that?

    8. What exactly is Marci Turk's job function on your staff, and why is she never mentioned and never actually talks on the show?

    9. What percentage of the phone calls coming into the show are done by actors pretending to be random callers?

    10. So what about the hair?
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    11. Why does this thread suck so fucking bad?
     
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    11. Why haven't you called the FBI on that GaryPuppet creeper?
     
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    God damnit, Chriza :mad:
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    11. Howard, how do you not kill yourself every time you look at yourself or your life?
     
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    Oh yeah, it must be terrible :backlol:
     
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    Only if he's self aware.
     
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    Something Howard said today - to me anyway - was amazing. They were talking about Hulu and he asked Robin how much it cost per month. The dude may be worth upwards of half-a-billion dollars and he asked how much it cost. I guess you keep the mindset you grow up with and no amount of cash will ever change it. But still - how could that even be a consideration?
     
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    Yeah all that money, fame and accomplishments must make it so hard to look in the mirror.
     
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    "Loser! You sold out man. You took the billion. Hope you're suffering"

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    God bless that man for having the strength to get up in the morning
     
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    Fuck Bobo!
     
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    I gotta admit, about 90% of the stuff Howard complains about boils down to, "shut the fuck up -- you make $100,000 a day." Seriously, if you made this kind of money, would you really be concerned about $20 or $200 or $2000 a month for a service like this?

    Yeah, there is that. I just heard a show from a month ago with Bobo asking haaaarible questions, and I thought, "fuck this -- he needs much better questions." Any of these would shut Howard up very quickly.
     
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    Yeah, that's crazy, but this one is even crazier. Keep in mind this happened only a few years ago; well after the first Sirius contract and bonuses, and into his 2nd Sirius contract.

    He complained about a personal grooming issue. Robin said, "why don't you just buy a (clipper, or whatever it was)?", and he said, and you won't believe this, but he said "I'm waiting for them to send me a free one".

    :facepalm:

    That's nothing short of a cheapness disease.

    Also, I think he could be using the insane cheapness/focusing on every single marble to keep him from focusing on how much of a disaster the big things in his life are.

    When you look like that, have a wife like that, are estranged from your kids like that, and are overall miserable like that, I guess there's nothing left to do but miser over your every shekel. :dontknow:.

    The sick fuck probably views his money as his kids. "You won't :za: me, OD at the Jingle Ball embarrass me, or forget a Father's Day, will you, money?!? No, of course not!"
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    He honestly makes people anti-semitic. Even when he was making a comfortable living without the tens of millions he was bitching about phone bills. But he won't bitch about a $10 million closet?

    When he dies, the treasure trove of dirt that comes out will be astounding.