top 10 questions Howard would ask Heidi

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I'll start.

    1. How big is Seal's penis and do you like anal?
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    2. Does this scarf make me look gay?
     
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    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    How much money do you have?
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    How many jews did your grandfather kill?
     
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    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    3. My wife just turned 40....do you know of a Seniors supermodel tour? I heard they have one in golf.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Can u get my wife a tv show?
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Do you hate Jews as much as Mel Gibson?
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    What? No psychoanalytical questions?
     
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    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure five of the ten questions would be about Seal's cock.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do you get a hard on when you do love scenes? When I did Private Parts I had a hard on in all my love making scenes.
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    How could you compete with Beth in the Euro modelling scene? She was the nr1 super model.
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    Austinchota Well-Known Member

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    Hash oil?
     
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    Do you fuck A group of lovely people because you have daddy issues?
     
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    would seal ever consider fucking me?
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I couldn't resist.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I could shoot some photos of you. Would you prefer a puppy or a kitten?
     
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    dalecooper Well-Known Member

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    Howard: What was it like growing up always being most beautiful woman in the room? I would never know, I'm so ugly.

    Heidi: You're not ugly Howard. I think you're cute.

    Howard: (in a desperately pleading voice) Really?
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    How's your snow angel technique?

    If your son swam to shore, how is it that you saved him?
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well
    We all know the answer to that question :)

    Howard is proud over how his Jew media have brainwashed white aryan women to fuck animoes. Just like Beth fucking a Pelican.

    BTW. Today we learned that Beth converted to Islam during her modoe days in arab countries.
    Love how stuff leak out on the net. Beth was first a supermodel i Europe. Then old women clothes model. Then escort. Then escort in Arab countries. To now being a full fledge muslim.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    how did the media convince white women to fuck blaeks. are you saying the media are more powerful than mothers, fathers, religion and friends? if what you say is true, doesn't it show how weak the family has become and how if women are that stupid they should be culled from the herd anyway?
    blame the lack of parenting.
    and where did we learn that beth is a muslim????:facepalm:
     
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    "Heidi, you know, I was thinking about MLK the other day & I'm so sad he's not around to see how far we've come. Imagine, you, a beautiful white supermodel, married to such a black, black, man. Dr. King would be sooooo happy...." :facepalm: