Top 5 Howard and Beth lies amongst millions.

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    :D:etm::etm::etm::etm:1. I thought Howard was so Handsome - Beth O

    2. Any braggadocio about his phony 'interesting projects' since being fired by AGT

    3 I was on a tear with models and actresses who dug me. Wig think you meant a bunch of Latvian and. Hungarian strippers dug through your wallet as pros u pussy magnet. Howard:backlol2::backlol2::backlol2::backlol2::crowd: Next lol

    4 Beth was a Super Model

    5 Beth loves me for me. Howard

    D End
     
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    Beth doesn't want to be famous
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Not a bad list. :)
     
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    Very kind. Cheers. Coming up it required a seperate data dumP. Howard's wig lies top fiver.
     
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    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10: You have to order by today to get Butt Bongo Fiesta in time for Christmas.
    Dec 20: If you order today, you can still get butt bongo fiesta in time for Christmas.
    Dec 24: If you order now, we can overnight ship Butt Bongo Fiesta in time for Christmas..

    "Robin, lets go to the phones, Bobo, you're on"....

    "Hey Howard, i just wanted to say how great butt bongo fiesta is.." (Howard now goes on 45 min long commercial for butt bongo fiesta.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Wig Ruse Related Top Five Lies

    1. I have a team of wig experts and wig paramedics at my disposal 24/7 for my natural flowing locks

    2 when I swim I don't look like a balding buffoon

    3 Jen and Justin didn't think it was creepy my wig turned up in their bed

    4 Wigs and earrings make 60 the new 24 Robin

    5 Imus has worse hair than me.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Affirmative we are bringing the wig resuscitation unit to the hamPtons
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    The original first meeting of beff and Howard story is probably the biggest lie of em all.
    That story has changed so many times and the timeline is different every time.
    That, and Beff being a supermodoe with her own money before she met Howard. Right, a supermodoe in an apartment with a ceiling that is collapsing.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Their web of lies is so humorous.
     
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    Beth doesn't have implants and Howard has "veneers". Reggie, please.
     
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    • Beth sat on a pilot's lap
    • Beth speaks 4 languages
    • Beth is only a few credits short of a Eng Lit degree from Pitt
    • Beth's family is the Pittsburgh version of the Kennedys (well maybe in terms of lawbreaking and other deviances, he might be right although that's not what he meant)
    • Beth mistook Justin Theroux for Howard from behind in Mexico
    • Howard drove a golf ball 300 yards
    • Howard has 20million listeners
    Howard is...... oh, whats the use in going on :dontknow:
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Media Career Related

    1 I have turned late night offers so many times

    2 private parts was a smash hit at the box office

    3 I am always being asked to review scripts by fictional A listers

    4 I am going to Be in Magic Mike Three Miami Heat(could be true is set in retirement home )

    5 I was a great investment for Sirius way more important than the NFL
     
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    great work mate:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I think of ALL of these the 300 yards is the biggest doozie.

    First of all, why? Who he fuck cares about a burnt q-tip and his friggin' golf club?

    Secondly, who on this entire planet would believe it??? Who??????? I know there are some here who argue with me about Howard's teeth, even though I am 100000% certain he's missing the front 2, it's cool, because I am a tooth expert, so to speak, and they aren't.

    But ANYONE over age 6 knows Howard stern ain't hitting a golf ball 300 yards.
     
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    :lol: #4
     
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    Reading this stuff makes me realize Howard never was honest with his audience and he is easier to hate than to like these days.

    Here's a big lie he always says:

    "I'm always honest with my audience."
     
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    Only taking some Fridays off.
    No commercials except for quick bathroom breaks
     
  19. BethSucks

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    Nearly daily for a year:

    "I have nothing to gain from the merger, it will be good for the subscribers."

    I guess he just forgot about the guaranteed $25 million merger bonus and the additional $300 million bonus he thought he was entitled to if a merger occurred.

    Fraud of the first order.
     
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    For Beth:

    "I am an animal advocate"


    Wears every manner of leather, calfskin, lamb skin etc....
    Supports a poorly rated animal charity better known for lavish parties than animal support
    Feeds feral cats, known to be the most destructive creature around in regards to disrupting the native species of an area
    Graded 4 acres of pristine habitat for her gaudy palace by the sea