Top discussions between Howard and his therapist?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by someonelikeyou, Jun 17, 2015.

  1. someonelikeyou

    someonelikeyou Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing when he started therapy, it was mostly to process his guilt regarding the kids and his divorce. That's making the assumption he had guilt about leaving their mother and them for a "wild tear," followed by marriage to a simpleton.

    But what do you think he really discusses with his therapist these days? I'm wondering if he brings up stuff like wearing a wig, and his obvious eating disorder/body dysmorphia issues.

    Part of me thinks he's probably not able to be fully honest - even with his therapist.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm sure they talk a lot about his parents and when he was young. Howard is proof that money doesn't buy happiness.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    He tries to get cured of his BBC addiction.
     
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    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Howard is -what? 57... 58?
    If you're still fucked up after seeing the same therapist for 20+ years why would you continue to seek therapy from that particular doctor?
     
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    Therapy is hilarious. You're out of money? You're cured!

    My friend's therapist told him to go "have a good cry"

    My dad's therapist drew him two circles on a piece of paper and said "this circle is you, this circle is everybody else"

    Utter and complete bullshit
     
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    Pothead Well-Known Member

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    According to Michael Savage he's a 65 year-old Jewish man who wears a wig
     
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    therapy ?...oh, you mean alcohol. Both are fucking expensive, i've been more happy on booze then talking.
     
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    Gay. Cock. Rinse. Repeat.
    In all fairness, it depends on "what type" of "therapy" they're getting. The aforementioned sound like new age horseshit.
     
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    Deep discussions about the psychological benefits of parenting truckloads of kittens.

    Dumbasses!
     
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    The wig sees a therapist. that is the fake story Robin.
     
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    Venting anger over Caitlyn beating him to the punch for coming out as a woman.
    Wiggy invented that too !!!
     
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    The one that got away...

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    Cock obsession, Ralph
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    His fear of Waking up one day without his marbles. An actual phobia of having zero marbles. Nothing drives Wiggy more nuts.

    Seriously, the guy could be having dinner with a friend, and the friend could leave a 5 dollar tip, and The Wig would eagerly snatch the 5 dollar bill off of the table.
     
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