Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Aug 5, 2013.
"Milk was a bad choice"
You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend: Those with loaded guns...and those who dig...You dig.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa!
"He chose poorly."
Those guys are fags.
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?"
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback in high school. Still think so, too. Can't even bring myself to light a cigarette 'cause I keep thinkin' I gotta stay in shape. You know what really gets me, though? I mean, here I am, I gotta live in this stinkin' town, and I gotta read in the newspapers about some hot-shot kid, new star of the college team. Every year, it's gonna be a new one. Every year it's never gonna be me. I'm just gonna be Mike. Twenty year-old Mike. Thirty year-old Mike. Old, mean old man Mike. These college kids out here - they're never gonna get old or out of shape 'cause new ones come along every year. And they're gonna keep calling us 'Cutters'. To them, it's just a dirty word. To me, it's just somethin' else I never got a chance to be.[/TD]
Are you nuts? A bounty? We could all end up in the clinker for this. You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
My name is Inigo Montoya...
All the way up with a red hot poker. I can play anywhere now.
robby benson. one on one
that would be "Go ahead, make my day."
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's back in Ohio....