Top o the evening salooners, What were your contributions to society today?

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    This day, approximately at tea time, I passed along my fig newtons to a unhealthy appearing man waiting for the trolley. Very rewarding to facilitate the nutrition of those whom appear needy.


    Please share your experiences, I am all ears. :hat:
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    a unhealthy
     
  3. Shine

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    Fig newton ain't healthy
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I don't think I did anything for society today. I returned some mail. That was something, I guess.
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    tea and crumpets
     
  6. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Please dead Tha Kids account.






























    This is my contribution.....and thank you.
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Took care of the farm and kept to myself. Not interacting with society is my contribution.
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Your light is contribution enough to society, madam.
     
  9. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I agree....but keep tha kid
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    A tad harsh, dont you think?
     
  11. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I stayed away from a bar at lunch today.
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I am sure your goats and hens are very appreciative. Bravo, sir. :hat:
     
  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I masturbated, therefore ensuring that I would not procreate. :pimp:
     
  14. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    One cannot improve society if they themselves are not improved upon, first.
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    perhaps a bit overboard.
     
  16. Shine

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    Give a man a fish and he will have a meal, teach a man to fish and improve his life
     
  17. Shine

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    Oh and tha kid thread :cheer:
     
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  20. Schmoopy

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    I'd like to crack a jar of Grey Poupon against your head. :)