# TOP TEN LIES people tell everyday, and dont mind doing it.

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  1. SIPAWITZ

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    i can think of 2 right off the bat




    "the check is in the mail"

    and

    "i wont cum in your mouth babe"
     
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    Piggy gets a 7
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    ???
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    I love my job
     
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    Is obv a 3
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    "no, those pants don't make your ass look fat."
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    "this is gonna hurt me more than u"
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    AH!!!

    goat would be proud
     
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    ow, you're hurting me!!
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    "Great thread"
























    :c
     
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    monk is smart
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I have read and accepted the terms and conditions
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    "I'm never drinking again"
     
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    "It's just razor burn"
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hhh:
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :lol:
     
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    lol...you son of a bitch!!

    he gonna rape you for that wisecrack
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    OMG it's sooooo tight.
     
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    Yeah, I'll get right on that