The tornado warning has been has been allowed to expire. It is now okay to come out of the basement they are reporting. Carry on.
News 7 will now milk this story till 11:30 PM. I hope no one falls out of a wheel chair on an escalator.
dibs on all your stuff. your studio, war medals, your wife, that whore you bang, your chimpanzee porn collection, empty beer bottles, and your stash of ritz crackers.