Discussion in 'The Bar' started by pheelios, Aug 21, 2014.
Tortoise vs. Truck
when I lived in Florida, there were run-over turtles on the road all the time
That's like Slick, only the truck is Slick and the tortoises are dogs.
My box turtle never does anything cool like that
That truck was going to get raped raped
Alpha male shit was gonna go down
Wiggle big fat butt
i cant stop watching it.
I didn't think the turtle could feel anything on the shell?
I dun looked it up
I figured like a fingernail?
Too smrt fer this thread
Turtle giving the evil eye
Turtle vs Two Cats