Politics Totally Not Desperate Ted Cruz Now Eating Bacon Off a Gun Barrel

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  1. dawg

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    I like the way he thinks he speaks for all Texans. Wrong

    Trump has really shaken up the GOP. all them trying to be outrageous trying to get attention :facepalm:

     
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    Lol that's awesome
     
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    Who's gonna do best in thursday's debate, @dawg ?
     
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    Is Trump going to show?
     
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    I enjoyed the fad of cooking food on your cars engine way more.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    That's actually pretty badass
     
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    That being said he is right about Bacon. I love bacon :drool:
     
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    I don't know if I've ever seen anything in my 44 years as stupid as that was.

    He could wrap a piece of bacon around his tiny dick, put it in a light socket, and get the same result
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    He gon be center stage. Jeb and Walker on each side of him
     
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    It will be a repeat of like when Paul owned the other candidates. It will be fun to watch but in a few months Trump will be a memory in the race.
     
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    I agree with Cruz with probably no subjects but I liked the video. Love me some bacon even if its cooked on a machine gun.
     
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    He should eat bullets instead.
     
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    I really don't want my President preparing bacon in any stupid way.

    Fortunately we have a Muslim in the White House, so there is no stupid bacon cooking these days.
     
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    I can only have nitrate free bacon. It causes migraines. For a fucking complete tool, at least he's no Dick Cheney.
     
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    I hope not.
    i think rand will actually have a couple big moments (everyones seemed to have forgotten about him)
    im hoping trump smacks around jeb a lot
     
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    @secretservice
     
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    Yep, i forgot about him, you are right
     
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    that's an insult to that beautiful weapon. :mad:
     
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    Every interview I've ever seen Cruz in, he seems like a likable man (for a politician). But damn are his politics wonky.
     
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    Trump has really done a number on that party. You have to hand it to him.