tough day. it involved puking, bloody poos, and peeing out of my butt.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    long story short: buddy/colleague is moving today into his new construction, architect-designed mini-mansion but is too cheap to hire movers.

    me and some other people from the clinic helped him. after two moving truck loads loaded and unloaded, i felt sick and ran to my house for a few minutes to take a dookie. it included bright crimson red blood in the water.

    then i started dry heaving like crazy and puked my guts out. then i peed out of my butt twice and puked twice more uncontrollably.

    what did i do next? i drank a fucking gatorade and went back to help my buddy move.

    solid.
     
  2. Stew Nod

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    Damn bro...Hope it aint serious
     
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    Maybe it was rasberry smoothie peeing out yer butt?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    you got the ass cancer like KOC :jj:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Damn dude, if you didn't want to help your friend move, just tell him, no need to go blood shitting all over the place over it.

    :c
     
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    Only a broke-ass reggie has his friends move him.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yeah, the last time I had this problem was NEVER.

    Blood shit would make me pretty nervous. I bet that Dinkus is going to have a full team of doctors up in his whole asshole in a couple of months.

    :c
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the guy is a psychiatrist who pulls in $350k a year. he built a house in 2009 and sold it now (closes on monday) at a $190k profit. he's been in practice since like 2001, i think. loaded. too cheap to hire movers.
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Some other people form "The Clinic".
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    january 7, 2015.
     
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    did he butt fucked you literally and figuratively?
     
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    all that bike riding broke your butt hymen.

    you'll be fine.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm thinking it's because i woke up, drank a giant red bull, took my vitamins, and drank a protein shake, and then helped him move. that combo in my stomach early in the am isn't good.

    the blood was red, so most likely i just ripped my asshole or something. :jj:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    fuck that dude. he put "the clinic" in quotes.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :cheer:
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Teh butt pukes are the worst because it's never just once and your stomach cramps.
     
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    Not everyday:grad:
     
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    I just got some sun warrior veggie protein for my smoothies

    The whey protein was fucking my system up....did some research apparently many feel the process of how whey protein is made, makes it useless anyway
     
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    whenever my stomach cramped from poop stuff, i got so nauseated and dizzy and then just heaved. i was sitting, shitting, and puking at the same time on the toilet.