long story short: buddy/colleague is moving today into his new construction, architect-designed mini-mansion but is too cheap to hire movers. me and some other people from the clinic helped him. after two moving truck loads loaded and unloaded, i felt sick and ran to my house for a few minutes to take a dookie. it included bright crimson red blood in the water. then i started dry heaving like crazy and puked my guts out. then i peed out of my butt twice and puked twice more uncontrollably. what did i do next? i drank a fucking gatorade and went back to help my buddy move. solid.