Track Artie's "Crash and Burn" sales - He's close to beating Robin on the first day.

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  1. Gromit

    Gromit New Member

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    http://www.novelrank.com/asin/1476765111


    He's sold close to 800 in the first day on Amazon. Robin so far has sold 942. Power of the stern show!:cheer:

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    [TD="class: right, align: right"]795*[/TD]
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    [TD="class: right, align: right"]137[/TD]
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    [TD="class: right, align: right"]74[/TD]
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    [TD="class: right, align: right"]11[/TD]
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    [TD="class: right, align: right"]74,650[/TD]
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    [TD="class: left"]October Sales:[/TD]
    [TD="class: right, align: right"]165*[/TD]
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    [TD="class: left"]September Sales:[/TD]
    [TD="class: right, align: right"]58[/TD]
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    [TD="class: right, align: right"]52[/TD]
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    [TD="class: right, align: right"]0[/TD]
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  2. Phillipmcd

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    Listen, it's a slow build.
     
  3. Mike

    Mike 'Merica Gold

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    Of course. Crash and Burn is an actual book.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Betcha' Hamptons bought 500 of Blobbin's.....................
     
  5. Gromit

    Gromit New Member

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    Truth - and at least Artie actually seems to have a semblance of knowing what the content of his own book is.
     
  6. BethSucks

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    Has anybody here actually read the book, a couple of people on SFN claim to have finished it and gave it mixed but somewhat positive reviews.
     
  7. Gromit

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    I'm downloading the audiobook currently to listen to at work. Others will beat me, but I'll report back tomorrow evening if anyone cares.
     
  8. Jack Straw

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    I bought it today. So far it's great. He tells some good stories about what a douche Teddy is. He makes him seem so worthless!
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Teddy is a douche. But how brave of Artie. Stories about powerless peon subordinate Teddy the douche but not powerful ruin-your-career Howard the douche.
     
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    You can't track sales on Amazon.
    But sure... Lets continue believe these Dawg truths.

    You CAN track sales.
    Howard EMPLOYS people
    Beth was an ESCORT
    Beth is Retarded

    and so on...
    They are not true, but its fun to live in a lefty dreamworld.
     
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    SkipBayless New Member Banned User

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    There's about 10 posters on here who are mentally handicapped and sad. They talk how irrevelant Howard and the show is, yet post every small detail on anything regarding the show in minutes.
     
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    Looks like you got put into shit piles fuck face
     
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    Butcher ?

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    I wonder if it's 80% lies like his "stories" he used to tell on the show



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    Why so angry friend?
     
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    I downloaded it onto my ipad last night and I'm about 100 pages in. I was really surprised at how he just roasted the shit out of Teddy. He harbors a lot of resentment towards that little douche bag. He also focuses a tremendous amount of his time talking about money and throwing figures out. "50k for one night of work...I made more in one night that my old man made in a year...I bought my mom a house, etc."

    He still doesn't accept responsibility for a lot of shit. He's still very bitter at the Rolling Stone chick who interviewed him.

    So far he's taken a lot of shots at people for being assholes, but all low level people like Teddy and the unknown photographer who took his pic for the rolling stone issue.

    I'll continue reading.
     
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    Until he writes the book a book outing Howard and the staff I'll pass on Artie as an author. Btw, saw him doing standup a couple years back at the Borgata after he "recovered" from the self inflicted stabbing. He SUCKED :facepalm:
     
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    what else could it be?
     
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    Many of them are on ebay.:)
     
  19. Gromit

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    I'm just about through with the book - Not much exciting to report - Artie still hates Teddy, despite how much he whines about his heroin use you can tell he's totally proud of it and thinks it makes him sound tough (something that bothered me so much when I was quitting) and he really doesn't reveal anything we didn't already know. Oh, and the Joe Buck forward was so fucking stupid. I'll report more later when I'm through with it.
     
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    TIA.

    Can you do a word-for-word on what he says about Teddy? Anything about High-Pitch Mike?