Well, the holiday gift-giving season will be soon upon us. And with each new holiday shopping rush, we are fortuitous to be in the realms of our NYT best selling author. Let's track how well Yoda does this gift-giving season, so that we may heap our praise for those kittens less fortunate and admire the aspirations of our favorite New York Times bestselling author. First, as any slick shyster knows, we have to manipulate the system to be a true winner. Remember, even Capt Kirk cheated on his final exam. First we need to select a book category that has little competition in the real book world, but will allow us to lap any of the current competition. Ah, here's one, "Children's Adoption Books". This category is great!!! Not only is there very little real competition, it proves our author's heart is in the best of intentions. Helping poor misfortunate adopted children and homeless adoptable kittens at the same time!!! (Don't notice that this book has nothing to do with real adoption; don't look behind the curtains). Who could ask for a better category to tug at the heart strings of America? No television talk show could turn down an opportunity to talk about this !!! Let's see how we are doing so far: Hey now, she's already in 3rd place and they haven't even printed a book yet! Fantastic. The two nearest competitors have been on the market for quite some time, so it will be refreshing to have a new title atop this grand category. If the unwashed of America can't get this book into first place soon, our author knows a wig that will do it for her. Let's take a look at the current sales since the pre-publication release-date press releases were sent out to 23+ news media agencies and retail book sellers back in August. Wow, there was really a gigantic peak there in August with the millions of fans waiting for the release date notification -- well, at least 27 fans bought the book sight unseen. The other millions purchasing the book will be coming right along shortly. The current numbers are very promising. Come on, fans, she can break 200 this week, I know it. Think of all the kittens we will save at the kitty ranch, and all the new leather purses that will be bought for all of the holiday television appearances !!! Remember last year? Our best-selling author did the same thing, picked a relatively unused book category, surpassed the then competition, and became tagged as a best selling author -- so this year, all the hurdles should have been overcome now, and make this new book even a bigger seller. The first Yoda book sold into the milli.., err, hmmm, thousands !!! That's like a hundred hundreds, folks !!! We have some very impressive numbers here to defeat though. It's always a harrowing experience when a creative genius has to overcome themselves and their previous record breaking sales. Remember, our author has an $8 million, open room, free range, top floor, expansion of an already existing building to build, people !!! She's been working on it for 5 years, not a bit of construction has started yet. Let's not wait another 5 years or 5 more of these books.