Entertainment Tracy Morgan: I Went to Heaven and Spoke to My Dead Father After The Crash

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Did his father call him "Brian Fellow?"
     
  3. DiamondGoddess

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    Give it a rest, Tracy!!!

    You wangled that $ outta Walmart, and once the check cleared, had a miraculous recovery.
     
  4. rogmar

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    100% Bullshit.
     
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    His dead dad liked dat ghetto pussy
     
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    dad had on a green thing??

    a jumpsuit?


     
  7. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member

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    When you consider all of the things that have happened over the years and all of the personal and shared experiences people have had, it would be foolish and naive to not think there's something to it.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    Oprah is back to brushing her hair!:yay:
     
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    I would completely expect humans to share very similar experiences. If he's not just completely making it up, he was dreaming. I have dreams like that of dead people all the time. I can only imagine what 10 days of dreaming would produce. He was also probably all alone and rolling a big donut with a snake wearing a vest. That didn't actually happen either.
     
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    "Fart in my mother fuckin mouth. I don't give a fuck."
     
  12. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Funny dude, but doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb.
     
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  13. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    This. I guess he left out the part where his father told him to act brain damaged and scam Walmart out of more money than Jordan made in his best years.
     
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    Couldn't Walmart come back now, prove he was faking it, and get their money back?

    Maybe they figure it's bad PR.
     
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  15. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Doubtful. Walmart would not have settled without getting their docs to examine his records, which makes the scam that much more impressive.
     
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    And still: Fuck Walmart.
     
  17. DiamondGoddess

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    True...

    :c
     
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    Very true. Close family that passed appear in my dreams all the time. Not spooky, they're just kind of there and seem totally normal
     
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    He went through a lot in that crash but Tracy and his lawyers pulled off one of the biggest scams ever to get that settlement. He is fully healed, has not permanent damage and his brain works just as it did before.
     
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    Interesting, i didnt pay much attention to this story, but is that what most think happened?
     
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