Traffic court question (srs no homo,maybe homo a little )

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  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    Goin to traffic court first time tmr, what do i need to expect, it was just a citation for having a non resident drivers license for the state of fla, meaning i was still driving with my ny lic here in fla, i've switched to a fla lic since the citation . What is traffic court and what do i need to do ?? tia
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    You should shit on the judge's desk and smash it with the gavel
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Explain you situation to the magistrate, and then offer to blow him.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Only pussies go to traffic court.

    How embarrassing to make a thread about it.
     
  5. MatthewT

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    that's usually a fix-it ticket, and you should fix-it before you see the judge :dontknow:
     
  6. Porn Stache

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    Life in prison, no possibility of parole.

    Sucks, but Florida doesn't fuck around with non-resident drivers licenses. Blame Jeb Bush.
     
  7. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    tell them you were too busy and forgot
    honest mistake
    you are sorry
    and it won't happen again


    show that u have already changed it
     
  8. DarkFriday

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    Don't show up.

    I'm sure you'll get a pass or the paperwork will get lost.

    If you're White, your in the right.

    Don't even bother with it. :coffee:
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    show yer Fla license, tell the judge to fuck off
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    You should tell the judge that you forgot your Florida license was crammed up your asshole.
     
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    A lot of solid legal advice be given here.

    Props. :haha:
     
  12. banksy

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    bring some lube and gauze. Florida A group of lovely people have huge cocks, and you WILL get fucked. :happy:
     
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    show that you have the new license and the ticket should be dismissed. i had a similar issue when i moved back home and the cop even told me to get the new license before court and it would get tossed.
     
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    Only pussies worry about Drivers Licenses.

    How embarrassing to make a thread about it.
     
  15. MatthewT

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    oh, wait, it's CMG

    get the florida license

    fill the back of your underwear with crunchy peanut butter, and put the new license in the crack of your ass

    when the judge asks you if you have complied, tell him you got your license, then pull it out

    and lick your fingers and show it to him; try to jump up on his little bench while you're at it.
     
  16. Mlaw

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    I'd tell you what to do, but you were a douche to me, so good luck :hat:
     
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    How did you even GET the ticket?

    Why didn't you shoot the cop in the face as he approached your vehicle?
     
  19. CMG

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    idiot box with the pro bono :hw:
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    thx brah