Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Feb 16, 2012.
What do I do!?!?!?!
Pull over and shit on the shoulder.
You know that's messed up but funny at the same time
What kind of seats do you have in your car and how much did you spend on the pair of pants you're wearing?
I am in the middle lane of a 5 lane stretch of highway and there is NO movement!
Except for my bowels that is.
This world is a horrible place. Just open the door and shit, people have seen worse...
Seats are alligator skin and my pants were only about 120 bucks, but my underwear cost over $200.
Oh, then fuck you ... Shit yourself ....
That's what I say too.
Open your window, smile at the person next to you and just let it rip. You will never feel more liberated.
Call in sick. Then shit yourself
What a story he'd be able to tell when he gets drunk huh?
open both doors on same side shit in between ....or do you see a construction truck close by...sometimes they keep empty 5 gallon buckets for trash or empty beer or aluminum cans...
We really are twisted!
The good news is I have lost about 5 pounds with all the sweating I am doing trying to keep my sphincter closed.
All of your suggestions are terrible by the way.
Well u did ask us what you should do..not what we would do.
Dude I feel for ya. I've been stuck in those situations. My insides hurt for 3 days after fighting that battle.
I bet if you just let go this one time, it would make it much easier to do it a second time. Then the sky's the limit.
LOL and an excuse to buy a new wardrobe