CCTV Tragic - Dumbass walks away unharmed after repeatedly rolling under a moving train

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  1. Slow

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    CHANNELVIEW, Texas - Unbelievable video shows a man jumping and rolling back and forth under a moving train.

    Cesar Renteria filmed the incident outside of his car-wash in Channelview, Texas and says it was heart-stopping to watch.

    In the video, the man repeatedly dives onto the tracks, then back out between sets of wheels all while under a fast-moving Pacific Union train.

    Apparently, it isn’t the first time the man has tried his luck with this stunt.

    In the video drivers[​IMG] can be seen honking and yelling trying to get him to stop. But instead, he just points at them and keeps rolling under the train.

    Railroad company officials say one wrong move could cause a possible derailment, and they're pleading with the man to stop.

    "This is never a game. You're taking your life and the lives of others in your hands," said Jeff Degraff of the Union Pacific Railroad.

    Union Pacific says the man could be ticketed if he's caught doing it again.

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  2. SouthernListen

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    Someone's daddy didn't give him enough attention.
     
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    Validated yet again.


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    I saw this story on our local morning news yesterday. Just watching it gave me heart palpitations. What a dipshit. :rolleye:
     
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    I saw that in a Buster Keaton movie once
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

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    "Joo out uff you fockink mind?!" :jj:
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    That would have been funnier if he said it with a Texan drawl.
     
  8. Beth143nacho

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    This "guess the race" game is too fucking easy
     
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    I hate to admit it, but in a "Look At Me!!!" contest, Beth would come in second place to this guy.

    But not by much.

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    Would there have been a spoiler tag if the guy had actually gotten squashed?
     
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    150 pound guy can derail a train? what?