Traveling frustrations...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stan Beeman, Feb 17, 2015.

  1. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dear Fat Fuck - I'm sorry you are fat and can't fit in a seat, but if you blob into my area because you can't fit in a seat, you need to buy TWO seats or fly in first class. It pisses me the fuck off and every time I fly I get the fat fuck that needs the extender for the seat belt right next to me.
     
  2. Stan Beeman

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    Dear Airlines - remember service? When I get stuck because your pilot is over the hours he can fly in a day, isn't that bad planning on your part? Maybe take that into account and not try to squeeze every last penny from your customers?
     
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    Booger is mad mad ITT.
     
  4. Stan Beeman

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    Dear Stewardesses - if your hips are so wide you hit every passenger walking down the aisle, maybe go on a diet, get another job or walk sideways?
     
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    Dear Airlines - not even peanuts or pretzels anymore? $4.00 for a 1/4 can of pringles? FUCK YOU!
     
  6. Stan Beeman

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    Dear passengers - how about putting deodorant on before flying all day?
     
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  7. banksy

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    Bad planning on your part imo

    Quit whining
     
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  9. Stan Beeman

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    you were on my flight?
     
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    Take a train... Bring your own snacks
     
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    Die in a firey plane crash
     
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    How long before you'd start complaining about the smoke ??
     
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  13. Stan Beeman

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    I'd be stuck under the fat guys blubber and drown
     
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    Listen this ain't like flying in 1960 any more. Nowadays it's a nyc subway car with wings as long as those mo fers make planes safe idgaf. Get me on plane I bring me own snacks take a pill a nap and I b happy when I land no biggie Sign of times. Gotta deal w it.
     
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    And booze :hic:
     
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    I used to fly a ton for work... I always had the same ritual... Don't eat or drink anything until I get to my destination, so I don't have have to crawl over people a bunch of times to go use that Cacoon they call a bathroom .. Always bring my iPod so I don't have to hear the screaming kids & grumpy, whiny passengers... Go to bed late the night before I leave so I can sleep on the flight...And, stuff all my junk into two carry-on bags so I don't have to wait around searching for my luggage after I land.... Other than the occasional "getting stuck next to the obese guy", or the "extraordinary-flatulent" old person, my experiences weren't all that bad....
     
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    Dudley's a fuckin diva :rolleyes: probably hasn't been on a plane in 15 years
     
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    I fly home tomorrow :nocheer:
     
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    :pilot:
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I feel like as long as I don't end up with an engine exploding and everyone trampling each other to death to get out, I'm happy.
     
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