Trial by Combat...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, May 20, 2014.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    200,327
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    63,141
    Likes Received:
    28,864
    I'm thinking about integrating it into my divorce practice, what do you think?

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    97,316
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    201,538
    Likes Received:
    88,321
    Are you going to install a moon door?
     
  3. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

    Reputations:
    17,431
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    47,071
    Likes Received:
    25,358
    I know this is a very sexist response, but that's gonna favor the males, typically.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    132,524
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    138,717
    Likes Received:
    66,382
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    140,381
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    194,512
    Likes Received:
    122,593
    It has possibilities.
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    200,327
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    63,141
    Likes Received:
    28,864
    technically death can't be the end result

    well, there are a couple of ways to deal with that, we can choose types of combat that don't depend on physical strength, or the woman can use a "champion"
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    200,327
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    63,141
    Likes Received:
    28,864
    I think I may try to sell it as a reality show
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

    Reputations:
    17,431
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    47,071
    Likes Received:
    25,358
    Would America get to vote or would it be a refereed thing with points?
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    200,327
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    63,141
    Likes Received:
    28,864
    "Divorce by Combat"

    [​IMG]

    Clyde the carter and his wife, Esther, have a serious marital dispute and they bring it before a judge. The cruel judge declares that they must resolve the dispute in trial by combat. Of course, neither Clyde nor Esther have any combat skills. Nevertheless, somebody digs a hole for Clyde to stand in and gives him a cudgel. Esther is given a rock tied into her bridal veil with which to bash Clyde's head in.
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    200,327
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    63,141
    Likes Received:
    28,864
    I haven't established the particulars, this is why I'm vetting it here :jj: