Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, May 20, 2014.
I'm thinking about integrating it into my divorce practice, what do you think?
Are you going to install a moon door?
I know this is a very sexist response, but that's gonna favor the males, typically.
It has possibilities.
technically death can't be the end result
well, there are a couple of ways to deal with that, we can choose types of combat that don't depend on physical strength, or the woman can use a "champion"
I think I may try to sell it as a reality show
Would America get to vote or would it be a refereed thing with points?
"Divorce by Combat"
Clyde the carter and his wife, Esther, have a serious marital dispute and they bring it before a judge. The cruel judge declares that they must resolve the dispute in trial by combat. Of course, neither Clyde nor Esther have any combat skills. Nevertheless, somebody digs a hole for Clyde to stand in and gives him a cudgel. Esther is given a rock tied into her bridal veil with which to bash Clyde's head in.
I haven't established the particulars, this is why I'm vetting it here