Tried that new Cantina burrito from Taco Bell

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I got the steak burrito. Though there was basically no steak in it, it was really a rice and bean burrito.

    For some reason the guac was missing from the last half I was eating. This could be a burrito artiste error.

    They also put lettuce in it, which sucks dick. You don't put lettuce in a burrito.

    Very disappointed and will not be getting this again. Bland, shitty burrito. Didn't even feel like finishing the last few bites.

    Stay Away. :no:


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why didn't you ask me first :facepalm:
     
  3. ChuckZ

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    is Taco Bell ever good?
     
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    the bean burritos are a quick healthy meal.

    IMO.
     
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    Totally agree. Its 95% rice, 5% meat guac and veggies
     
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    I got like 20 Taco Bell coupons
     
  7. Avery

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    Did you think it sucked? Should've asked, woulda saved me $7.50.

    Some of the burritos are good. A regular taco is still good drunk food.

    I used to like the quesidillas but they're being joos with the chicken on them these days.
     
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    :jj:

    They are prolly the thing on the menu that is "least bad" for you.
     
  9. Super Mario

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    the bff said that new cantina bowl or whatever was gross as fucked and she ended up giving the chicken to the dawg.
     
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    Yeah its awful
     
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    Chef Lorena Garcia is a lying cunt.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Tell her I will take her to a five star restaurant
     
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    And that, my friend, is the epitome of AnimalGod logic.
     
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    yes with volcano sauce :grad:
     
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    the accent make me want to stab her face.
     
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    it's just finding something good to put it on
     
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    Id lick her asshole
     
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    chalupa kind sir with volcano. :drool:
     
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    i used to like the baja chalupas...but they dont make em any longer :mad:
     
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    I hate that bitch