Sports Troy Smith just won the Heisman trophy for DUIs

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Best DUI ever

    How are you doing?

    I am officer Sir...

    What ?

    I am officer sir...



    .....I graduated with a degree in Bachelor


     
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOPz
     
  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ahahahah, went for the race card @2 minutes
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Well duh
     
  5. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Seemed fine to me. I would have let him be on his way.
     
  6. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Got a good chuckle outta that at work today.
     
  7. CaptainFrank

    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    Telling, but the alphabet test is inadmissible.
     
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  8. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Holy shit that was bad. He blew a .143. He sounds much worse than that. He must have been smoking some weed too.
     
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    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Agree. It's a work of art!
     
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