True Story

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  1. blairg

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    When I was about 2 my grandparents had an old police dog they had adopted. They had trained it so whenever me and my parents came over to visit, it would drag me back by the diaper everytime I got close to crawling away from where everyone was hanging out. One day I lost it and bit one of those fuckers ears half off.
     
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    :dontcare:
     
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    Well I don't remember, but that's what my parents and grandparents told me.
     
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    Great story!
     
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    wheres the dog now?
     
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    It's fucking dead, it was a retired police dog when I was 3 and I'm in my late 20s now. Unless it's a Zombie. In that case I'll fuck it up again, one time.
     
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    no way youre in your 20s
     
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    You better fucking run!
     
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    How am I not?
     
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    I remember my 20s.

    Good times were had by all.

    True story.
     
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    youre 15. at most!
     
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    You wish :pedo:
     
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    I bet the old dog used to hunch you whenever it felt like it. Little baby Blairg with dog jizz running down his diapees.
     
  16. blairg

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    A dog did cum on my leg once, I was much older though.
     
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    quit falling asleep drunk while watching the world according to garp.
     
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    Wow, that's the most fucked up book synopsis I've ever read.
     
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    Nice thread title faggot
     
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