Politics Trump Doctor Wrote Health Letter in Just 5 Minutes as Limo Waited

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  1. DogStar69

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    Trump wrote the letter, folks. It's completely in his voice.
    Crazy doctor just signed it.

    You can't make up all the crazy shit surrounding Trump every day. It's a fucking sitcom and, yet, people still take him seriously.
     
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    In before the same five morons jump in with But... but.. Hillary
     
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    A president that can walk up a flight of stairs by himself. What a crazy concept.
     
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    There's one.
     
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    Yes, she is actually sick. If you can't see that then who's the moron?
    Waiting for your witty reply.



    Actually, I'm not...
     
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    Trump's recent lab tests were "astonishingly excellent," said Harold Bornstein, a gastroenterologist on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. His recent examination showed "only positive results." His strength and stamina are "extraordinary." His cardiovascular system is "excellent," and he has "no history" of drinking or smoking.

    What's more, Bornstein writes, "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."


    :backlol:
     
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    He clarified it by saying the healthiest currently living president. :jj:
     
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    GW seemed pretty damn healthy.
     
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    Wasn't there an article from some cunt doctor last week saying Trump forged this letter because no doctor would write it and the doctor who signed it died 4 years ago? So much for left wing conspiracies.
     
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    He said he was channeling Trump. I think it was a terrific letter. Most excellent letter God ever made.
     
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    his doctor is a little out there
    I like that
     
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    "His health is excellent, especially his mental health," (laughs) "Because he thinks he's the best, (laughs) which works out just fine."
     
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    still ridiculous.

    Obama
    GWB
    even Bill is probably healthier.
     
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    What's Trump's stance on Man-Made Global Warming/Climate Change?
     
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    "icebergs are tremendous. we make Trump bottled water out of them"
     
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    TRUMP: "I warned people: if Obama & Hillary run the country, eventually somebody's gonna die. When I'm President, nobody'll die, EVER. OK?"
     
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