Politics Trump Uses Chris Christie As ‘Manservant’ To Fetch His McDonald’s

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    Chris Christie, the sitting governor of New Jersey, has been diminished to an errand boy for Donald Trump’s campaign, according to a New Yorker report published online on Monday.

    “[Christie] has transformed himself into a sort of manservant, who is constantly with Trump at events,” Ryan Lizza wrote in the magazine’s June 20 issue. Lizza also said one anonymous Republican source told him a friend on Trump’s campaign “used Snapchat to send him a video of Christie fetching Trump’s McDonald’s order.”

    The piece, which traces Republicans coming to terms with Trump as the presumptive nominee, is the latest humiliation for Christie since he became a prominent surrogate for the businessman’s campaign.

    After appearing on camera with a panicked, deer-in-the-headlights look in his eyes for much of a Super Tuesday press conference with Trump in March, Christie was forced to hold a presser of his own to clarify, “No, I wasn’t being held hostage.”

    During a campaign event last month in New Jersey, Trump commanded Christie, who was off camera, to stop eating Oreo cookies.

    Read the full story over at The New Yorker.
     
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    He's so awesome :jj:
     
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    This is why I like the guy. Didn't Christie promise to send Trump home in the first month of the election? Ad now he's got him cucked out like a house Guido. :spit:
     
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    Why not? He gets out of the office for a few and probably has a Big Mac on Donald.
     
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    :haha: Sounds like he's on the old "Batman" TV show, when the villains would have helpers like "Thug Number One and Thug Number Two."

    I'm sure Christie's constituents in New Jersey appreciate how he's making such good use of his time!
     
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    "He could stand to lose a few tons Robin... Robin?"

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    Maybe when Obama hands the white house keys over to the Donald, he can have Christie go fetch em a couple of whoppers and fries to share before Barack takes off. :ucoffee:
     
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    christy looks like he goes there 3 times a day
     
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    I'm just glad to see that Donald is a man of the people and not afraid to indulge in some Mickey D's.
     
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    Big macs. They're not just for dinner anymore
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    I wonder if he's in charge of feeding that animal on top of Donalds head. :bigthink
     
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    The Donald will be the 2nd best POTUS right behind RWR
     
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    I will vote for him if Mayor McCheese is on the short list in his cabinet. The Mayor title is old. Secretary of Interior McCheese sounds damn good!!
     
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    Christie is the type of guy who steals the bag fries.
     
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    Have they shown the actual video of it?
     
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    I"m surprised he trusted Christie not to eat all the food on his way back.
     
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