Politics Trump vows to make Mr. America Great Again

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    Now this is a plan I can get behind!!!!
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    Among his many bold promises en route to the Republican nomination, Donald Trump insisted today that he will make former wrestling sensation Mr. America “great again.”
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    Trump, himself a WWE Hall of Fame inductee for some reason, claims that if elected president, he will ensure the masked patriotic wrestler becomes a “main-event player” in WWE by 2018.
    “Mr. America is a symbol of all that is right about this country,” Trump said during a press conference this morning. “He is garish and orange-skinned with wispy blond hair. I like his style.”
    The true identity of Mr. America — who hasn’t been seen in World Wrestling Entertainment since 2003 — has always been shrouded in mystery.
    Some conspiracy theorists suggest Mr. America was actually Hulk Hogan under a mask, which of course is preposterous given that Hulk Hogan has never performed for WWE, according to the company’s website.
    It is now clear that the Mr. America was actually Trump himself wearing a mask and prosthetic muscles.
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    Better than Hillary's Making America A-hole again.
     
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    He also wants to make Mel Blanc's birthday a national holiday
     
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    Hillary for Prison 2016
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    More evidence that he can make Mr. America great again.
    Look, after Hogan met Trump, somehow he grew more hair.
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    Rusty Brooks and Don Kernodle are my favorite tag team of all time....Go Dinner Bell Express

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    Larrymania IV and V were the greatest of all time simply because they were held at the historic Trump Plaza.
     
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    Here is Donald Trump making the WWE great by ensuring that Vince MacMahon's hair is close cropped. Fuck them hippies
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    Starting next Monday the Hulk trial starts its on livestream
     
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    Trump only backs people hung like coffee thermoses.
     
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    Coal miners say we love Trump
     
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    Stern said the same thing only is was about sirius
     
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    Trump should start coming on stage to this

     
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    I think the old WWE Kurt Angle music is the best music for the Trumpster
     
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