TSA allows knives back on airplanes

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  1. zhukov

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    I heard about that on Fox News today. Airports and their security should've been privatized decades ago.
     
  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    before 9/11, I attempted to board a plane and had forgotten about a knife I had in my briefcase.

    the skycunt pulled out the knife, measured it, and gave it back to me as it was 4" or less (cue dick jokes here)
     
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    I have no idea why they allowed this, but yet you still have to remove your shoes?
     
  5. fenderbaum

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    I have one of those new federally verified licenses, and I cannot wait to see how it benefits me at some point. When we went to Florida a few weeks ago it did nothing for me at all, and when I asked the TSA guy he had no clue what I was talking about.
     
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    I agree.
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    thank you Richard Reid, the dumbest nigga in the world
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :right:

    Hello, fender.

    You can't say hello? :pissed:
     
  9. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Well-Known Member

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    I was about to Lurch.

    How are you doing? Have you been alright?
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    you need coddling?

    hello Stoop.
     
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    I was banned from commercial flights, dunno why :dontknow:

    NSFW
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  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I don't have time to talk. I'm a very busy man. :coffee:
     
  13. fenderbaum

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    I respect that, just want to make sure that you are alright.
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    that would do it
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Seems completely reseaonable to me. :smile:
     
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    But they can still pat down our children
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    wow....that's a real life changer :rolleye: