News TSA wants you to adopt their retired pups!

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    Between sniffing out drugs and uncovering bombs, Transportation Security Administration-trained pups have an important job.

    But what happens when they retire from their federal careers? Well, that’s where you come in. At least, that’s what TSA is hoping.
    The TSA is looking for homes for retired explosives-detection dogs, as well as for dogs that didn’t make it all the way through the training program. The dogs, usually aged 2 to 10, are typically German shorthaired pointers, Labrador retrievers, German shepherds, or Belgian malinois
    These breeds all are known for being very active, and aren’t used to living in typical homes, so they may require extra attention to get accustomed to their new living situation, according to a TSA press release.

    The TSA originally put out the call for adoptions in November, but recently told Country Living that the adoption program is ongoing and there are still dogs looking for families.

    If you want to give a TSA dog a forever home, submit an application to AdoptaTSAcanine@OLE.tsa.dhs.gov to make sure you meet the requirements to adopt. Once approved, coordinators will help find the right fit for each dog and family.
     
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    I'm pretty sure there are no drugs on Iron Maidens tour plane.
     
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    I wonder how much the dogs would enjoy spending their golden years watching their new owner getting hammered on wine all day and then being put into headlocks on some dirty closet floor for selfie photo sessions ?
     
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    these are the people keeping terrorists from blowing us up in the sky