News Tucson Couple, Both TV Reporters, Charged After 4-Month Old Daughter Ingests Cocaine

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    Som Lisaius and his wife Krystin Sorich Lisaius are two Tucson-based television reporters who got married two years ago and now have a four-month-old baby. Look at this sweet wedding video:



    What isn’t so sweet is that their baby is now in state custody and they were arraigned today on three counts, one of which was child abuse.

    What went wrong?

    Well, prosecutors say Sorich Lisaius did coke on May 14 and then breastfed the baby on May 15. When the child went limp and became unresponsive, the reporters brought her to a local hospital. Once there, blood tests showed what was in her system, which led the police to get a search warrant and find 1.59 grams of cocaine and a scale in the Lisaius home.

    Lisaius’ bio has been removed from the website of his employer, KOLD. The future of the couple is unclear, but thankfully the baby is expected to make a full recovery.

    http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/32318038/oro-valley-couple-accused-of-child-abuse-drug-possession
     
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    So the moral of the story is don't mix cocaine and breastfeeding. Got it.
     
  4. Mike in Houston

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    Shitty parents.
     
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    Poor baby.

    Both your parents are selfish idiots and tried to deny you medical care by refusing bloodwork for you in an emergency, as to not out their drug use.

    Only worried about themselves. Fuck them.... hope the baby is permanently removed.
     
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    Not Florida :dadance:
     
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    Lucky kid. My parents never gave me coke and I had to be in bed by eight.
     
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    And who even does cocaine anymore?
    Dumbasses.
     
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    This is her demo reel. Talk about high school level on-air talent..

     
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    God. Doing coke in Tucson. What a dreadful combo.
     
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    wonder why he was charged?..could have been all hers
     
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    turn up the air, lounge in the pool
     
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    Pure eye candy. As long as I watch with the sound down, she's great.
     
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    Husband admitted to use.
     
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    That poor baby. :(

    Those two fucksticks should never be able to see that baby again. :fil:
     
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    Yes.

    The news I watch here is largely based on the attractiveness of the reporters/anchors.

    We have one girl here, named Chantel McCabe. Used to work for FOX Sports in the Carolinas, got busted with a DUI, moved back to NH. Now working on a smaller news station. But good Lord, she is smokin'


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    Oy. :facepalm:
     
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