Tuesday 3/11/2014 - John Avello! (And the Oak Ridge Boys, and a Penthouse Chick)

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    [h=2]"Tuesday’s Guests[/h] Tonight! Join us as Artie welcomes in The Oak Ridge Boys, former Penthouse Model Mary Jean Le, and from the Wynn Las Vegas sportsbook, John Avello! Tune to Audience Ch.239 at 2am ET/11pm PT!"



    The great John Avello. I can't believe it.
     
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    Sorry, Peau
    This happens whenever i try to start a thread now
     
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    No worries. The Jon Ritchie shanking made me laugh.
     
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    "Elvira" is one of the worst songs in the history of music. I hate myself for even knowing an Oakridge Boys song.
     
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    NSFW
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    She frequents Barnes and Noble? Who still goes to bookstores?

    I guess whores...
     
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    ty
     
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    [video=youtube;huq5oECd4YU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huq5oECd4YU#t=137[/video]

    she is quite a whore but likes the black dick even though she shot a scene for naughty America with A white guy.
     
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    gotta go do "research" on her "work"

    jon ritchie wanting artie to get a perm is probably the funniest thing he has ever said
     
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    I hope the whore's segment is all artie trying to broker a deal for her to fuck blowcchetti(as along as mikey shut the fuck up the whole hour)/her raging her for being a ho'.
     
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    Hair stylist???

    They're just parodying themselves at this point, right?
     
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    Is John Avalleo on to give the odds that the former Penthouse model turn hair dresser was not strung out on something? Complete with odds for each different possible major narcotic.
     
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    Ritchie's only conceivable justification for being on the show is his football knowledge:

    " I think he's being paid $35 million for 7 years...."
    "Oh, it's $54 million for 6 years?"

    After the neanderthal brought up the subject like an excited little kid because he wanted to talk about it
     
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    oooofa, they added adrian minkowicz/witz/whocares?

    This is going to be a short show for me
     
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    Artie should've skipped the haircut and wore the Dierdorf wig from yesterday to the tonight show. It was a great look for him.
     
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    He looked like Groucho Marx but more dead.
     
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    Man, fuck bocchetti for getting geno kicked off the show. Bisconte- one of the few motherfuckers who told it like it was to that Long Island fat fuck.
     
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    Welcome to the forums, Geno. I know that's you!

    Art has an awesome show on Monday and then limps to the bar with this one. Maybe we'll get a good show after he does the Fallon appearance. And Artie is getting second billing to fucking Shailene Woodley? She was in 2 films and a TV show. Give me a fucking break. Never give a hot female guest a way to not appear alongside Artie on the couch. Haven't they learned yet?
     
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    Damn this bitch is dumb. She has to be fucked up.