Tuesday 3/25/2014 - MAGGIE GRAY THREEPEAT! (and Christopher Meloni from SVU)

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    [h=2]"Tuesday’s Guests[/h] Tonight! Artie welcomes in actor Christopher Meloni, SI Now Live host Maggie Gray, & Michael Kosta from “Crowd Goes Wild!!†Catch all the fun only on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239 at 2am ET/11pm PT!!!"



    They've got a real celebrity guest tonight.

    How the hell did THAT happen.
     
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    I wouldn't call Michael Kosta a real celebrity
     
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    I don't mind Maggie at all but my God they really need to stop booking her so frequently.
     
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    How droll, sir.
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    think you need to remember back to when Darrell Hammond was booked on once a week for about 4 weeks in a row. I'd rather have Maggie's horse-toothed smile than Hammond's serious talk about how fucked up he was.

    I read it as "Maggie Gray Deepthroat" for some reason. Needless to say I was let down after I re-read it.

    I think Christopher Meloni will be a good guest. As long as Art is loose, it might be a good interview. Maggie is going to cram in a lot of football and NCAA talk which will make Artie go into sleep mode.
     
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    Chris Meloni :wub:

    #yumyumyumyumyum
     
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    First Ryan O'Reily and now Chris Keller. Hope they book more Oz inmates.
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    1st question for Merloni... "Wow, working on that Oz set must have been intense huh?
     
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    Which question first:

    So tell me, how'd you get into acting?

    or

    So where you from?
     
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    "Do you live here or in LA?"
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    to be fair to the terrible guests, artie makes the interviews worse than they have to be.
     
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    Yeah I was worried about this when Nick was fired. Artie is just better suited to just sit back and chime in with funny lines instead of driving the interview.
     
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    It's not his thing. He's had a year or two and it's not much better. This should be a shoot the shit show, not an interview and fish wrap sports score show.

    It's also tough to do compelling interviews when the host himself is usually the most interesting person in the room.
     
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    Oh my god, Meloni's going to be plugging this. I give it two weeks. It's basically "That 90s Show".

    "SURVIVING JACK is a new single-camera comedy based on best-selling author Justin Halpern's autobiographical book, “I Suck at Girls.” Set in the 1990s, the ensemble series is about a man becoming a dad, as his son is becoming a man, in a time before “coming of age” was something you could Google."
     
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    very true

    artie doesn't care about guest
    audience doesn't care about guest
    artie doesn't care about improving the interview
    guest has nothing interesting or funny to say in the interview

    artie's best interviews are the ones where he's so fed up with the bs show that he just starts mocking the guests, either overtly or subtly
     
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    More gun talk from Mike.
     
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    Ritchie is a god damn idiot. It took him till college to realize a few blacks might be offended by the confederate flag?
     
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    So the complete opposite of Archie Bunker?
     
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    Hahaha Jon is obsessed with glistening monkey asses.
     
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    Nice the retard is blowing up. Whoever is doing it keep it up.