Tuesday 3/4/14

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  1. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Tonight! Artie welcomes in comedian Adam Ferrara, actor Michael Mosley and from MLB Network Radio Casey Stern!

    Reverend Bob Levy is coming in too. I wish they would tell Ritchie to stay home and let Bob sit in for the whole show.
     
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    Uh oh, he's another very young comic wearing a leather Member's Only jacket. This doesn't bode well... Good to hear Levy's coming; he hasn't been in a while. Why no billing for him?
     
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    Holy shit, that "actor" has only been in chick movies it seems. From IMDB:
    Michael Mosley was born on September 16, 1978 in Iowa City, Iowa, USA. He is an actor and director, known for The Proposal (2009), 27 Dresses (2008) and The Accidental Husband (2008).

    He's from Iowa, so he won't be interesting; his acting history is almost exclusively chick flicks, so that will be awful too.
     
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    Of course Falato watches The Bachelor

    Remember when Artie and NIck would go off making fun of Dan?
     
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    Frankie Juicebar
     
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    I remember how frustrated Nick got when he had to censor himself from explicitly calling dan a faggot on air.

    At least I heard of Michael Mosley before and saw some of his work. He's mainly a TV guy. And he was more interesting than that actor who killed someone while driving drunk.
     
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    more retard rage from bocchetti
     
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    I couldn't tell if that was Steve that called in during the 2nd hour. He did something to his voice. In fact, I am pretty sure it was someone else because Steve goes at Mike and his family a lot harder than he (Matt, was it?) did.
     
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    Yeah, mArty in maine. I don't think it was steve either.

    it looked like ritchie got pissed off when bocchetti started yelling at him . ooooh, what i wouldn't give to see those two retards fight (if ritchie knocked bocchetti out then it might get both off the show)
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    LOL Coco in California

    "....And I'm not being mean...all i see is this fatass that just goes off at the mouth the moment someone talks about his mom....And the fact that you're 52 and still living at home...."



    Did CTE Ritchie just refer to Coco as "Apollo?"
     
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    Lastly, who the fuck runs this show? An hour for that actor and Levy gets 15 minutes eaten up almost entirely by his ridiculous plugs and commercials?

    They know Artie's audience so well
     
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    [video=youtube;D2UrhY0WOQM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2UrhY0WOQM[/video]
     
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    Wow, that was great. He should try being that entertaining on The Artie Lange Show. :)

    Artie looks... peculiar with the mostly shaven face. Like two or 3 Harold Ramises melded together. (I never see the videocast.)

    What's with the high school Jersey girl on the right side reciting her very first oral presentation in front of the class?

    I'm listening to the Adam Somebody interview. It's okay.
     
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    Didn't he just make a crack about his lack of comedic skills at first? Bocchetti goes off just because somebody doesn't find him funny, then blames the rage on the guy going after his family.
     
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    Mike is a professional victim
     
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    12 Years a Shave.

    I can't try to empathize, think like he does or try to make sense of anything he says. I do remember his first major blow-up was at that chick who just called him delusional. One word set off that fucking adult gorilla. And it was a very accurate description of Mike. There is something fundamentally wrong with the way he thinks. I don't seriously think he's retarded, but something is definitely off in his brain for someone to have such little self-awareness. I can't even call him a narcissist, because I associate that disorder with people who have either charm or at least a smidge of handsomeness.
     
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    Haha why the fuck didn't they have Levy on for the hour?
     
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    Coco was smooth, man. Quietly pissed on Bocchetti and got thanked for it.

    Did anyone get irritated like mad when, during the peak of special Mikey's rant, Ritchie OBLITERATED the audio by loudly explaining, at length, to the guest, the deal with Mike? As if he thought he were whispering to someone off mic. I swear that guy doesn't even understand that he's broadcasting. RITCHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP. Only interesting part of the first two hours, ruined.

    I was waiting for the addled blimp to do his "I know you are but what am I" expert comic turn in his epic debate, and sure enough he delivered.

    "I think Bocchetti has the potential to be the next John Wayne Gacey".

    "You know what, though? You probably do too, pal."

    "Marty, your thoughts?" :)

    "I just think he harbors a lot of resentment about the many failures in his life."

    "Well you know what, though. You ARE a failure, pal."

    "Marty, your thoughts?"

    "...in my mother's cave."

    "Oh yeah? Your moth, yeah, your mother's cave is a cave and a half, buddy. Don't start with ME, pal. Mother."

    What a low functioning lowlife unfunny piece of shit. Later in the show he pulls out "my mother has leukemia and heart disease" as a defense for his own rage against a mildly critical caller. At least the staff points out that he works her to death.

    Artie was pretty witty this episode; the little asides and digs were great. "The forgettable Casey Stern."

    Come to think of it, Marty was incredibly kind -- all he had done to set him off was call Bocchetti a "mediocre comedian", that's it. That's a god damn COMPLIMENT for that useless unfunny sack of shit.