Turbo Snort Caffeine Nasal Spray wants Howard Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Aug 19, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    http://www.virtual-strategy.com/201...-launches-howard-stern-crowd-funding-campaign


    By 2005, we started advertising on his Sirius show,†says Perry.
    Sinus Buster created a big buzz on Sirius in 2006 by being the first to use profanity in a satellite radio spot. Unfortunately, Perry was left with nothing after striking a bad deal with a Wall Street investment firm in 2008. He has been determined ever since to recapture that fire and get Turbo Snort on the Howard Stern Show.


    “We chose Howard Stern because he’s the best bang for the buck in national advertising. Stern is probably responsible for 30% of the total revenue at Siriusxm. His listeners are super loyal and the show is a perfect fit for Turbo Snort. Howard Stern is a cost effective way to reach an audience of at least 8 million people, but it’s still a lot of money for a small start up like us. So we decided to raise capital with a crowd funding campaign. Lots of start-ups have had luck with crowd funding. We’ll see how it works for us,†says Perry.
     
  2. Butcher

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    30% :nocheer:

    This will not stand :mad:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    If they give Howard free gallon jug samples, they'll be out of business AGAIN in no time.
     
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    Sinus Buster is great shit!


    inventor got raped by Wall Street.....:jj:
     
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    Stern is a cost effective way to reach an audience of at least 8 million people
    :lol:
     
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    Is it one company or two, Robin?
     
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    who has the time to drink caffeine?
    spraying it directly onto the brain sounds amazing!
    :scared:
     
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    Is that the intent? To snort coffee, really?

    I have never bought anything advertised on the show. I don't even like Snapple.
     
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    Not even "Fresh Balls"? Jeez.
     
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    Whatsit definitely tried Fresh Balls.
     
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    I think we have learned through Robin's cancer and Tim's explosive diarrhea and Irritable Bowel Syndrome that injecting coffee where it doesn't belong might be dangerous.:facepalm:
     
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    :secret: I snort it.
     
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    I'm hard........:wop:
     
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    :mad:
    Howard drinks DDT!
     
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    but he's aluminum free
     
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    that was a prank
    that shit deodorant was full of aluminum
    :jj:
     
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    so is fresh balls :jj:
     
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    Saline and caffeine isn't half as healthy as Take a Sheet Energy Strips, they have B vitamins!
     
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    Another great product to add to the roster of HSS sponsors - if I'm really feeling tired and sluggish after listening to hours of AGT talk and staged staff fights, I can crush a can of Cheetah Power Surge and then take a few hits of this new nasal spray.
     
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    Have any of these people actually listened to the show in the last three years? Wayne Perry must share an office with the producers of AGT.