Turkey Basting

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I am reminded of this custody case I once handled. The father was an effeminate man. The mother was in a relationship with another woman at the time of trial. It was revealed in the trial that the child was consumed with a turkey baster. I took this to mean that they put the man's cum in the turkey baster and injected it into the woman's pussy.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'll baste your face!
     
  3. zingger

    zingger I'm Judging You Banned User

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    Consumed?
     
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  4. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    That's gay, bro.
     
  5. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Must have been a big turkey baster.
     
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    That's lawyer-talk, riggggghttttt?
     
  7. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I think I meant to say conceived.
     
  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Street-talk
     
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    Chriza's pathetic attempt at comedy
     
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    wtf kind of pussy lawyer are you?
     
  11. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Don't worry about it.
     
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    custody cases :jj:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm an ambulance chaser.
     
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    One of the news magazines like 20/20, I forget which one, had a guy on that fucks women so they can have a baby. Apparently women who can't afford to be artificially inseminated go to him. He's pretty busy too. I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to it but I wonder how he gets out of paying child support.
     
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  16. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm a con artist who operates within the law.
     
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    So you're a lawyer
     
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    Larry is the dumbest lawyer I've seen here. @Mlaw
     
  19. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I agree she's smarter than me. I have dedicated my life to wrestling, not lawyering.