Turns out god is real. What would you like to ask him?

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  1. Chriza

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    How do it know?
     
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    What's the real story with Trump's hair?
     
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    I'm on Windows 10. Happy now?
     
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    Sure?
     
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    I'd ask him how many times he's really seen shitty in his house each Sunday.
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

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    The answer is inversely proportional to his number of dumb threads started :grad:
     
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    God, is that you????????????? :eek:
     
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    Well, I am God's son which means I'm my own father so yes.
     
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    You are my Messiah, live long and prosper!
     
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    Why do you give innocent children leukemia?
     
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    I'd like to ask him to put in a good word for me with @Pill Queen

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    Thanks for keeping things fun buddy.
     
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    I still want to know who is pon ?
     
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    What does God need with a starship?

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    I'm here all week.
     
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    Why won't he point one of these my way? :bigcry:

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