Turns out the "cutting cape" at the Hair Salon traps in flatulence aroma VERY well

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    ... Something I was dreadfully unaware of until the conclusion of this mornings hair-cut

    What an unfortunate surprise for all involved ...




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    Your second pic was a fail.
     
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    They pinch off the top creating a highly effective vapor canopy. A little aromatherapy with your haircut.
     
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    Well shit (even in vapor form) happens.
     
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    the smell of Talc & dead animal do not blend well together
     
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    It's simple physics + chemistry. How couldn't you have seen what was coming?
     
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    I would have thought that the Cutting Capes would have been constructed with that sort of 'event' in mind.... some fabrics breathe better than others
     
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    I didn't think that such an air-tight seal would have been created ... I thought there'd be sufficient time for the gasses to seep out
     
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    You would think the talc would temper the dead animal a bit.
     
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    Those oily bombs overpower everything, unfortunately ...
     
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    WTF is this thread about? :scratch:
     
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    Maybe the "cutting" implied in "cutting capes" does not refer to hair......:bigthink
     
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    I'll have nightmares of oily bombs tonight, especially after carnitas tacos and modelos.
     
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    Flatulence threads>boon threads
     
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    Clean up your act Moobs! :pissed:

    Dutch ovens at the barber are of poor taste. :grad:

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    That's just great.....now the FBI will be investigating this thread....:buhbye:
     
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    16. Boon.
     
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    Boon.
     
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    If that's the case every sports site is screwed. But I'll be on the lookout for a caravan of black suv's rollin through the boonies.