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Twas the Night Before Christmas

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  1. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Shot Dead

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    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the Stern forum
    Were a bunch of vicious hating assholes
    Without an ounce of decorum

    Bye You slept in her bed
    Snuggling with her ape
    John Hein is God waited for his male lover
    With his asshole agape

    Pi Nate dreamt of Mami
    Ruffy dreamt of a llama
    1Vegasgirl dreamt of utopia
    A world without Obama!

    Fla Fla dreamed of driving
    With Colin Farrell in his Miata
    Dawg dreamed of his childhood
    Swinging a stick at a piñata.

    Dom dreamed of Whatsit and butt gifs
    Which inspired masturbation
    Dom’s a Czech, right?
    Or something like that- Maybe Croatian.

    Anyway guys,
    I love you all truly
    I hope the next year is awesome
    Well, to everyone except Shuli

    I hate to sound racist
    I hate to say “Kikeâ€
    But I hope that bald Heeb
    Israeli impaled on a spike.

    Merry Christmas to all
    And to all a good day
    Beth’s a wonky-eyed whore
    And Howard is gay




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  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Chimp In Charge

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    blottomsup Well-Known Member VIP

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chimney Portions again.

    :jj:
     
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    I am liking that yule log gif. very cool.

    GREAT poem! :cheer:
     
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    Wonderful poem :)
     
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    Can't top that, will offer only a lame soliloquy..

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the house,
    was never a cat box
    ever cleaned out...

    Howard ran thru the house
    His wig in a row
    just to find his sweet beth
    with Nacho in tow..

    Fuck I gave it a shot..
     
  9. HowieStearn

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    not that I have a log..
     
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chimney Portions again.


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    bravo
     
  11. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Shot Dead

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    Thanks guys and, again, Merry Christmas! And for those of you who don't celebrate or participate, have a kick-ass Tuesday!
     
  12. MyLazyHand

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    And hung by the Chimney Portions with care
    was 87 hundred dollars of fake Howard hair

    All of the kittens were snuggled tight in their beds
    with visions of divorce settlements dancing in their heads

    In the driveway was heard such a clatter
    it was a jewgene, a stripper and Santa Benjy, only fatter
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    :rofl: aw, so sweet CP! :wub:
     
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    That is so great!!!:jumpclap: Merry Christmas.
     
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    Nice poem. Merry Christmas.

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    Thanks for the morning laugh CP. Have a great day and Merry Christmas to all!!!
     
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    A modern day troubadour

    bravo sir
     
  18. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Shot Dead

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    Fuck, now I gotta google, "troubadour." :pissed:
     
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    That was beautiful :bigcry:

    Seriously though, Merry Christmas Chimney and everyone at Dawgs
     
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    Im feeling left out and alone just like in real life. :(
     
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    :yay: :jj:
     

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